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Little update on recent events

Sorry ppl, I haven’t been busy on my blog lately. It’s not that there’s nothing to say, I was just a little mute, writing wise – how’d you call that? Fingerfucked? Anyways. So last year started awesome-ish with me dropping out into the Woods and Wilderness of reclusive and rural neverland of backwoods Saxony-Anhalt. I…

Der Tod

Schneidt zart eine Ähre, Steigt auf seine Mähre, Reitet stracks zur Fähre, Und übergibt Erstere der Vergangenheit…

Breeder Myths — facts and fiction tiktok rants

Pt. I Myth: Breeders claim it was „ok“, „good“, „no problem“, „natural“ or „normal“ to procreate. Fact: No, it‘s not. • First of all; everything humans do is not natural by definition. We define being human as hovering above nature. Hence humans procreating is not „natural“, it‘s at best transnatural. • Secondly; Breeding is not…

Mal etwas zur Kunst…

Kunst ist innerhalb des gesellschaftlich anerkannten Rahmens nicht vorstellbar; will man also Kunstschaffender sein, so muss man sich zunächst von der Konvention befreien. Ist man frei von dem Rahmen — dann erst tut sich die Weite auf; das was man „Freigeist“ nennt. Man ist schlechterdings, dieses unsäglich nietzscheistische Adverb, gar nicht frei: man hat nur…

Freedom?

Was kostet die Freiheit? In school, I learned that cars are a metaphor of freedom. Well. Freedom costs 150 €ct per liter and the future or your offspring.

Optimistic venture-nihilism: a mindset for the 21st century

The mind of the venture capitalist is a mind of constant growth. Speculation and investment are his tools, same as an optimistic mindset and a „trained eye for growth“. The venture capitalist is a capitalist of power, he is always pushing the limits of capitalist borders, the patience and need of consumers and the ego…

Why everything we feel and do is fucking love!

Man muss verstehen, dass zu leben kein Grundzustand ist.Entropie, damit Tod, ist der einzig tatsächliche universelle Zustand den wir attestieren können. Eine generalisierte Energielosigkeit, nicht nur unserer menschlichen Existenz, unterliegt dem gesamten messbaren Sein. Dieser Umstand definiert Dasein als Energie, ein in die wahrhafte Leere geworfener Funke, der die verworrenen Konstrukte des Erfassens und des…

Ending

Sunlit clouds, at these end of days. Where there is no hope, there is no beginning, where there is hope, there is an end. Believe is beginning and end, so don’t gift it, keep it, grow it, and end.

Pathos

My heart holds a dragon,Of incredible strength,Ripping and tearing,With teeth of cruel length, Deep in my soul,Breaking appart,What was holy and wholesome,Love at the start.

Drifting

Life seems slipping, just not real,When time is full but emptiness we feel,Worlds are burning in the blink of an eye,Even a soul blind with passion must silently cry,For all endless beauties created and gone,For all that is lost as we create one solemn song, Forlorn and lost is not a single tear,No world that…

Ein Moment der Hoffnung

Zeitlos durch die Straßen,ohne Haus, ohne Garten,auf der Suche nach Platz,ohne Job ist das krass.Nerven liegen blank,keine Zukunft zum Dank.Man will wieder Leben,nur gerade eben:Die Realität,kaputt wie ein Gerät.Gott hat keine Zeit,kommt, wie immer, zu spätund geht alles so weiter,werde ich immer breiter.Frage nicht: wie lang?Sondern, ob ich noch kann. Vergesst nicht,die Welt is hässlichund…

Ab Samstag

Starting from Saturday April 3rd new laws against „hate speech“ are in place in Nazimany Since our whole apparatus is right wing since the Kaiserreich, peaking in the IIIrd Reich and then going submarine after ‘45 I’ll bet my white Thschörman Cock, that other than planned (fighting right wing h8 speech) it’ll like always play…

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This is a small update on how things are running right now. First of all an incredible nihilist joined our posse. Keep your eyes open! Also I have gotten accustomed to my new surroundings quite well and even made a new really awesome friend. Maybe more about her later, b/c w/o her consent there’s no…

Who’s sick, Kyle? (It’s Wahlkampf, baby)…

So erm. Also mein Tag war bisher äußerst erquicklich. Er begann mit einem tollen Gespräch. Danke dafür, sei an entsprechende Stelle, so diese das liest, gerichtet. Dann wurde es düster. Aus heiterem Himmel. Sehr düster. Verstehen Sie mich nicht falsch (vor allem des guten Gesprächs am Morgen wegen) — ich will nicht sagen das Kindern…

Siste nytt

Agimar N. Edelgranberg has gotten dementia. | He is on twitter. @edelgranberget Oh no. This can’t be good. This is the end of the world.

On Euthanasia

Reprint “From taboo to human right” by L. A. Minelli — Review by A.N.E. Sooooooo, finally, yesterday I have received my copy of Ludwig A. Minelli‘s informative plea for the human right of suicide. This, because I am a member of Dignitas Germany, an association for the enforcement of wilful, humanitarian, suicide and, also, suicide…

Announcement 2021/1

I am extremely happy to inform you, upon this early stage of the new year (/🤮), about the founding of “Die Neue Wiener Sezession” (The New Viennese Secession), whose motto is: Vermehrt Hässliches! (Spread Ugliness!) We are a collective of artists (Feminists, Naturalists, Anarchists, Satanists, Metalheads and whatnots) who live in Exile from St. Pölten…

Death Spiral…

© MMXX-I, A.N.E / Track „death spiral“ by A.N.E. No animals were harmed in this Video. In fact I saved the little bugger and set him into the grass. Due to my ignorance, I might have meddled with the little worm‘s suicide, in which case I‘m terribly sorry.

On Determinism

You know – it just had to come to this. I know, determinism has been completely out of fashion for quite a while now. Some even claim determinism has been proven to be wrong. Anyway, I am insane, so wtf do I care. This article is strictly about me conceiving fate. If you are interested…

Kinderlos, Sie Arschloch, last update of 2020

Okay, my friends of brainlessness and stupidity. This year just begins, where the last one ended — with an update to „K, SA!“. What I also did, apart from adding about one page of even more brainless comments on children, is I reformatted the whole thing and reduced it to only four pages, while greatly…

Nekrojokes

© MMXIX A.N.E. [Ich habe hier mal ein paar Witze meinerseits rund um den Tod wiederentdeckt. Kein besonders lustiger Humor, wie ich finde, aber evtl. sieht das jemand anders anders. Viel Spaß damit. Ich habe ohnehin auch irgendwo noch eine ganze Reihe Scherzfragen und gags die ich evtl. auch mal noch aus dem Ärmel zaubere…]…

Psychiatry mine, home of insanity.

So, lately I haven’t been very active on my blog, for multiple reasons. First of all I am lacking inspiration. Everything seems pointless to me, I am empty and instead of oxygen, my blood carries hopelessness. After having experienced another inappropriate meeting with a psychiatrist earlier this year, I vowed to never actively bring me…

Ja, was macht man da eigentlich?

Entgegen aller meiner bisherigen Pläne und meiner Mutter zuliebe habe ich übermorgen nochmal einen Termin beim Psychiater. Ich habe null Hoffnung, dass daraus irgendwas erwächst, zumal ich vom Fach bin und weiß, wie der Hase läuft. Auf der eine Seite „sind Drogen keine Lösung“, Pillen dann überraschenderweise plötzlich schon. Wie auch immer. Diesmal werde ich…

Dornröschen

Right now there is not much happening. Basically I am quite busy with Instagram, some platform, like Facebook, that I had been boycotting all my life for obvious reasons. It’s too easy to get lost there. Especially if you already are lost, like me. Anyways, what I am trying, of course, is to spread more…

Nature’s refuge

[The picture above shows my hideaway lodging] Today I went out of the woods back into civilization to wash some clothing. Thus having access to a power outlet I thought I might as well write a bit. I went to the Albertina Modern “The Beginning” – which exhibits Austrian works of art from 1945 to…

I’m pausing for a bit

So as of today I’ll once more turn my back on society and will vanish into the forests for some time. No idea for how long, hard to say. I need to reflect on my current situation and I just need to be alone. I will have to think a lot, I suspect it will…

Das Ende der Vorstellung

© MMXVIII A.N.Edelgranberget Im Film Tampopo, einem Meisterwerk von Juzo Itami, stirbt am Ende ein Jakuza, sich den blutüberströmten Leib zusammenhaltend, gekleidet in einen weißen Anzug. Natürlich, Kenner des Genres wissen weshalb. Es regnet in Strömen. Seine Freundin oder Frau vielleicht, beweint pathetisch seinen sich ankündigenden Abgang. Natürlich, es muss dramatisch sein. Doch nun passiert…

On Depression and Pessimism

So this one will be different. Different, because I won’t tell you fairy tales of mainstream common sense. I will start with those, though – because we need to begin somewhere. So the common story goes like this: Depression is a malfunction of your brain. An imbalance of neurotransmitters. If you have ever in your…

Black lives [will] matter [some time in the near future]!

BLACK LIVES MATTER!* * an initiative by your global low wage sector, the association of white men struggling with high levels of aggression anonymous, the drug trafficking cartels, the slave traders’ union, the headquarters of prisbiz, the international trash traders’ gentlemen’s club and a whole bunch of other honest, worried citizens. P.S.: before you label…

On mental “health”

Guys ‘n’ gals ‘n’ everything in between or beyond: It’s not a secret that I am mentally different myself. This is why I want to make a stand for my points of view on this subject. As always, these are my thoughts. They are but one truth amongst 7.7 billions of them. If you don’t…

New Menu

Good afternoon, as you might have noticed, there is a new menu “books”. So I am happy to announce that I finally’ve got hold on a copy of “Das Eerste Buch Lydia” – it paid off giving it away for free to friends and relatives (although, as always with my art projects, I also left…

On Antisemitism

You might ask yourself: Why would he do that? It‘s just incredibly stupid. Yes, it is. But, you know – I am doing this, because I’m an Atheist, and because I often times make fun of religions, also some of what I write or paint might make you think: what an Antisemite… So what I…

Happy May 8th, everybody!

Yeah!, 75 years ago, WWII ended. Or did it? At least in Europe and Germany. Because one of the biggest lies, western-propaganda-wise, is that WWII had ever ended. As far as I know, it never did. There was peace in Europe again, that’s somewhat true. But war wouldn’t end, it just transformed into a swarm…

I’m worried…

Although the picture above is old, very old, it depicts quite well how I am feeling right now. Because maybe I just sawed off the legs of the stool I’m sitting on. I got traffic on my site, that’s great and I’m happy about and thankful for that. A big “thank you” to everybody visiting…

Reflections on Corona Times

First of all, I want to emphasize, that we indeed still know very little about SARS CoV 2. After four months into the play. On my bill priority #1 should be to shed some light into that darkness. On the other hand we already have a lot of information accessible. I refrain from revealing any…

Announcement

Since I noticed that a lot of people from non-german-speaking countries visited my page, something I am somewhat intrigued by, this short note for all english speaking visitors. I beg you to forgive me. This site is a hell of a shitload of work, but I am working on it. I actually have got a lot…

Corona Delusion 21st Century

It has come that far: As of today, a facepiece is compulsory in Germany when visiting shops, entering trains and shit. Therefore I created the Anti-Coronator 3k, which, as a matter of fact does not only protect you from SARS CoV 2, but also idiocy. I was receiving some good laughs at the grocery store…

What is this? A joke?

Who is A.N.E? Well. If I only knew. The thing is, I could tell you so much about me and yet you‘d still know nothing about me. Because I only know so much about me.  Am I how old I am? I am 38. but then… who am I going to be?? Am I my…


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